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[ereeves116]

so i used to carpool to college with this one girl friend of mine. she's the typical, big sunglasses, lip gloss, drive a big truck that daddy gave me, and ***** about stuff no one cares about kind of girl. anyways, it was only once a week and i was willing to put up with a half hour of her if it meant saving the gas.

now, i had a parking permit from the previous semester and so i offered for us to share it on the days we carpool while she would pay for parking the other day (we only go to school twice a week).

anyways, the last day before spring break she drove. this girl always pisses me off after about 10 minutes but i manage to be civil. but not this last day of school. i told her i was sick of her being a royal ***** and that i'd find my own ride home.

so there was a bit of a conflict but she told me i could pick my parking pass up from under her doormat (i figured she did't want to talk to me).

well as it would be, i would call, text, email her numerous times over break to see if she put it under her door mat but she kept ignoring me. anyways, school starts tomorrow so i told her, "give me my parking permit today because i have no problems calling the cops on you and reporting a theft". so finally she decides to respond, gives me some bullsh!t runaround and tells me she has it under the mat and i can come get it.

now, it isn't that far of a drive to her place but it just kills me that i have to inconvenience myself because she is a ***** and even more so that i didn't get a chance to call the cops on her. it just sucks how people can suck so bad and there isn't a thing you can do about it....

[Jed118]

You can pour brake fluid on her car...

[ereeves116]

haha i love how our answers to everything are "pour brake fluid on the car" or "pour X into gas tank"

i ended up getting my parking thing back and i'm just going to wash my hands clean of this...

[187sks]

Rape her car. In front of her. Tie her up and make her watch.

[Whiplash_89]

Or even worse, rape her and make the car watch.

[187sks]

Or rape her in the car while her mother watches.

[atrimble_2001]

Or rape her mother on the hood of the car while she watches.

[187sks]

Or force her to rape her mother while I tape it.

[busy_squirrel]

Rape her doormat on top of her car while she watches and ties up her mother for you to pour brake fluid over.

[atrimble_2001]

Ok this thread makes me giggle, for some reason Floyd has a fixation with raping people, things, anything and that to me is funny.