MOTHER****ER!! hit my car!

[Jed118]

So, wednesday night, I finish my PHP exam, go out with my buddy for a bit... driving back on yonge street north headed for the 401, and what happens? ****ing **** starts making a u turn RIGHT INTO ME! I was going about 60 KM/h, guy SLAMS my rear QP and continues making his turn. I'm fighting for control (thank God for all those drifting practice sessions in the winter) countersteering in response to the new trajectory my car has been graced with... I manage to stop on the side of the road. I see my hubcap FLY off and roll onto someone's driveway... before it drops I see if I can make a U turn and follow him, stopping right beside his car. I get out, look at my damage (extensive damage to the right rear door, extending around the fenderwell and onto the rear QP - looks like someone took a sledge hammer to the side of my car in all spots but the actual wheel) and I look at this guy's 2000 ish caddilac. Guy gets out, I'm like, "WHAT THE **** were you doing! Are you ****ING BLIND!" I have my lowbeams on and also I have 2 extra, HUGE rally lamps on the front bumper, HOW CAN YOU MISS ME!

I tell the guy, there's 2 ways we can do this: I have insurance, I don't care if you do or don't. Hand me $500 and we'll call it a deal. I show him my insurance card, he shows me nothing. The guy mumbles something, then asks me what I want. I told him a new door and a QP, or $500 to fix this myself. He mutters that he doesn't have money. I said "well then, you have a problem." I'm ready to call the cops, because I was CLEARLY in the right. He's like "OK take me to a bank" so I did. He tells me to go the other way, "just turn man" : There's 2 busses and LOTS of traffic going the other way. I laugh and tell him, "no, i'm not about to do what you just did. Sit down and STFU". We get to the bank, where after several failed attempts to put in his ATM card into the slot where the card goes to open the door, finally gets in and he gets his pin right. Tells me "I only got $400." I said OK whatever that will do. Between paint and a new door (if I can even find one) it will be about $150 for me, plus my time, body materials, prep work, all around inconvenience, I think $400 is a fair deal. NO no, he starts ARGUING with me, as he's TRYING to put in his bank card to pull out the money. This guy's drunk. I'm just ITCHING for him to mumble something more. He calls ME a scammer, asks me if IM JEWISH, and then asks me where i'm from. I tell him i'm ukranian and my name is Jed. "is this what you do?" to which I reply, "yes, I do exams and drive home after them, in a STRAIGHT LINE." Then he accuses me of speeding, going 60 MILES PER HOUR, which I quickly tell him is approximately 100 KM/h. TO amuse him, I agree that I was going 100 KM/h. THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TURN INTO ME! WHAT IF I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL! WHAT IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY? He wants me to call the cops. I don't have my phone, but if I did, I would have at that point.


He wants a receipt. I told him i'm not a mother****ing convenience store and tell him fine, I want one too. WITH ALL your information. He hands me a receipt with his 7 digit phone number on it. Not gonna fall for that. I ask him to show me his ID, because I showed him mine. He starts arguing. I tell him to get the **** out of my car. At this point, I do, I flag down a cabbie and quickly explained it to him. I asked him to call the cops ASAP.
I leave him behind, go back to his car and retreive my hubcap (which is shattered) and then a cab pulls up with him in it. He has the nerve to blame me, and asks me if I'm STONED!! I had a good laugh at that, then I told him I JUST FINISHED AN EXAM! HOW CAN I POSSIBLY BE STONED! YES I WRITE MY EXAMS STONED! YOU DUMBASS! DO I ****ING SOUND STONED TO YOU!!

Guy gets in his car, and starts to leave. I stand infront of his car, he backs up. I open his door, put his car in park and take his keys out. Then I run. He runs for my car (with the keys in the ignition) I jiggle his own keys and say "I got them in my hand. You can't take my car because I have the keys RIGHT HERE!" He starts to advance on me, so I do a little dance around his car. By this time, several cars have stopped. I'm hoping the cops come SOON, as this is about to get real interesting. HE threatens my life several times, and then pulls out the $400 he was gonna give me and says "look man, just give me my ****ING KEYS!! NOW!!" I said, OK, give me my cash, NOW. He says it's my lucky day, calls me a jewish scammer... So we do the exchange, he pushes me up against my car and TRIES to knee me in the groin. I tell him "CALM THE **** DOWN MAN! LOOK! HERE'S YOUR KEYS! I give them to him, and he promply leaves. I mean FAST. I'm standing there, in traffic, with my damaged car thinking WHERE THE **** ARE THE COPS!!! He leaves, I go home.

Now I'm on a mission to find a door for my car. My car is ****ED UP. There's a door in Niagara Falls... it's blue... I think I'm gonna go get it.

I'm just glad my car is RWD, or else he would have destroyed the rear suspension. Either way, I have to pull the ENTIRE fenderwell out, and straighten out the QP. Im in for a LOT of work.

What the **** man... what the ****! What if I was on a bike! (well it was raining but still) I'd not be able to get out of that one. ****ing drunk bastard.


Pics to come.

[busy_squirrel]

#1 reason i carry a gun:
Because I can't carry a cop with me all the time.



Dude, this sucks. I don't think I would've accepted $400 due to the circumstances, but glad it kinda worked out for you.

[ereeves116]

i would have done anything to get the cops in on that one...

[Killco]

That guy should have been glad you didn't have a gun. If that were me, I might have blasted his a$$ right in the street. I hate drunken idiots. I'm glad you at least got something out of it haha.

[Killco]

By the way, you told that story beautifully. I felt like I was reading a movie script. I'm not saying it was fake, I'm saying a lot of people can't tell stories, especailly ones I have to read, that will keep my interest for a page like that haha.

[Tibbychick]

You should hear his stories. They are really crazy. He really needs to write a book about his life.

[187sks]

I'd preorder a Jed biography!

That SUCKS! I hope you get stuff fixed up pretty easily man.

[agentmoo]

Holy crap dude, that is a ****ed up incident. Glad to hear you're ok, and good luck with the repairs. I just had an accident in my pony too.

[IN4PAYBACK]

could get him for dui, assault, reckless endangerment, public intoxication, disturbing the peace, and reckless driving. i keep a cop in my back pocket at all times. its about six inches long with knuckle covers for that lovely punch to the temple.

[Killco]

I've got something in my pocket about six inches long, but it wouldn't do a whole lot in a fight.