DUDE! I used to party with people who made sh1t like that when they got drunk just because they could...
Seriously!? Who has a PH. D. in Astrophysics when you're 26? Who invents the first working solarsail at 24?!? Who builds a solar powered "death ray" that works in the "always overcast NorthWest"?
*hangs head* I need new friends..
