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I know it sounds wierd, but....
I'm a Marine so naturally we have large eegos, enough so that i heard one of my buddies talking about his twin turbos, cai, and about a million other mods. So i was like f*ck it. Jokingly i told him i got a Hyundai that would eat his Crapyota. Needless to say everybody started laughing. To make a long story short we agreeed on a time and place to race. as we were getting ready to do this ( we were waiting in a parking lot) I asked on of my other buddies if i could borrow his typeR keychain and tape it to my hood. He asked why so i told him, for the 15 extra horsepower ofcourse, it works for All the Hon-duuh drivers right? Anyways, we were at the start point ready to go, one of the other Marines said go so we did. He was gone!! That is a fast f*ckin' car. But about 3 secs into the race the bottom of his car started shooting sparks and then flames, then his car stopped. He jumped out and i cruised on by. Winner Hyundai Accent! Victory by default, but a victory none the less. He turned out fine. I im still not sure what the prob was. But it had something to do with a bad instalitation or something. Just thought that i would share that with everybody.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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LOL.... that sucks that his car got f'd up.
 

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huh, that story sounds oddly familiar, like i have seen it somewhere else, oh thats right, The Fast and The Furious, how long was this race track, like two miles long, cause he still should have been able to beat you, even if his car fell apart.

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A win is a win buddy.. in 3sec we wouldn't be that far away (the accent can come off the line fast) and if something failed and he didn't hit his brakes and kill the engine as fast as he could he was a freakin moron. Nice kill.. i raced one the other night and got stomped.. haha o well.. i really only wanted to see just how fast he was and how much i could keep up. Unfortunatlly my blue alein didn't kick in my extra 100hp so it was a lost case from the begining. haha

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P.s. i tried to visit your site.. and just like a ford.. it was broken. And I have owned a ford so i know how much they suck.
 

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thats weird the site worked for me when i tried that, and i am assuming you dont know what one is since you tried to look at the site, dont worry neither did i untill i beat one, and i was just kidding about the fast and furious thing, i am not here to start any fights, so i dont want to be a dick to anyone

I drive a 2000 Ford ZX2 SR, my car is a piece of ****.
 

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oh isnt that clever, someone changed my signature, how funny let me laugh, hahahaha, **** you, i dont like when people screw with my ****, my car is very nice and it very limited production so it will be worth a hell of a lot more money than any of your 8000 dollar "investments" and what i said earlier about not being a dick, well i am, so i hate hyundais, they are slow, no matter what you do to them, and if anyone wants to race me i am more than happy to race any one of you, my car is bone stock from the factory, down to the tires. I live in doylestown pennsylvanial, and am presently going to school in Erie, so anyone around can contact me if they wanna race. Just because you car may do OK in the rally races doesnt mean that is transferred down to the low budget pieces that you drive today, YOU TOOLS
 

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ROFL LMFAO!!!!!!!! LO FUKIN L!!!!!!!! THAT IS THE MOST FUNNNIEST **** IVE EVER SEEN! YOU THINK YOUR FUKIN ESCORT IS FAST? LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOD MAN IM DYING LAUGHIN YOU CANT EVEN TAKE A DAMN JOKE! THAT IS PATHETIC. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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with 110 for reg models, and 130 for your lovely street racing bs... man, my friends SR ZX2 is nothing. 5 speed can suck my balls, he is bone stock (plus some purple tint) and he has a kinda ugly car, and I would have to say slow. All I have is an intake.

i would cast my vote for them not being one of fords great cars. ****, they should stick to some V8 ****, costs more, but at least when you add the extra half ton, it has 100 more hp or so.

and kelly blue book on your cars for a NINE TEEN NINETY NINE is $5k-$9k, wow, very good resale price let me tell you!
 

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made in good old MEHICO!

quarter mile in 15.9 oh yeah, that is one hella fast car, bone stock! THe street racing version, dayum, i am gonna have to go pick me one up outta the junk yard


dude, you are pissing me off, I had a good day today, then i read your BULLSHIT on the boards, you are cranky, and need to go suck on your mommas nipple. stay away from the boards if you have nothing to say, except that yours stickers are pretty on your ugly car... grrr
 

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ROFLMFAO!!!!!! peice of **** escort! I love fords but damn escort is a worthless peice of ****. U come modded at what 130hp? Im runnin about 170 right now, Id be more than happy to whuup that ass ( in reverse even )

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MAN **** YOU ZX2 AND THAT PIECE OF **** FORD YOU DRIVE BITCH MY CAR HAS A 170 HORSE POWER BONE STOCK I WILL WAX YOUR ASS AND LAP YOU BITCH WHY THE **** IS YOUR PUNK ASS EVEN ON THIS SITE IT'S HYUNDAIS ONLY GET THE **** OUT OF HERE<img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle>
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>MAN **** YOU ZX2 AND THAT PIECE OF **** FORD YOU DRIVE ***** MY CAR HAS A 170 HORSE POWER BONE STOCK I WILL WAX YOUR ASS AND LAP YOU ***** WHY THE **** IS YOUR PUNK ASS EVEN ON THIS SITE IT'S HYUNDAIS ONLY GET THE **** OUT OF HERE<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" size=1 id=quote>

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Actually we do welcome other car owners if they come in peace. But when the 1st words out of you mouth are bashing another member especially when he says the only reason he won the race is due to the other guys car messing up we are going to lay the smack down on your candy ass.

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umm if a modded TT supra and an accent raced the 1st thre seconds wouldnt be close at all. even a stock supra puts down 2sec 60 foot times. im sure by the 330 the supra was a good 2 seconds ahead of the accent. ive seen a brand new accent w/ cai get his ass handed to him by an old Festiva. an accent runs what? HIGH 17's at best stock? a stock supra runs what LOW 13's? and if his was modded easily 12's. thats a 5 seconds difference there. if you wanted to tell your story in the future PLEASE state. "the supra ****ED ME UP, until he stopped 15 cars in front of me and i passed him"

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What the hell we're bein envaded by god damn HONDUH drivers. Oh ya and ZX-2's are POS's. My buddie has one and he gets whooped by Tibbies all the time. And one other thing you were makin fun of how cheap our Accents are well at least we didnt pay 13k for a car made in mexico by some 12 yr old gettin whipped and being payed 1 grain of rice per hour. At least we're smart enough not to pay over 11k for a focus that has basically the same performance capabilites as the 8k accent. So kiss my cheap car drivin ass cause it'll be in front of u if u ever got the nizuts to race me B!TCH!!!!!!<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>
 

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Illusivic, it was a joke man.

Notice the "<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>" at the end?

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ummm didnt/doesnt sound like a joke to me. everyone else has posted a reply to it as if its non fiction. most ricers tend to tell stories about their underpowered cars coming close to/beating much faster cars. i was going w/ a hunch that this topic was participating w/ Rice FairyTales as so commonly partaken by the rice community. i know i can spot honda rice miles away. maybe its harder to spot hyundai rice, i dunno.

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It was a joke because he's taking it lightly that he beat the Supra and he knows he beat it because it broke down.

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