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Does anyone else have this group of ****ed up ppl in their town that all congregate in one particular place every damn night and talk bout their shitty ass rice mobiles. In my town there is this "shop" called annihilation motorsports, and there shop has nothing in stock. They have to order everything special. All these guys do is sit on their asses all day and suck money from their parents to talk about their god damn POS cars all day. One note they all drive honduhs and mitsusissy's. None of their cars have anything but an exhaust system and intake at the most, but they all haVe bout 250 extra lbs of ****ed up body kits, and stickers. Granted yes they have more than me, but my parents dont buy me everything I ask for, and I dont think my car is the greatest thing on the earth either. But these guys just piss me off. Every Fri. and Sat. they go to the "race spot" and run their 19 sec. ricemobiles down the street thinkin they're the fast and the furious or somethin. God dammit it pisses me off. Well I just wanted to rant bout that. If anyone else has any other rice congregation stories please post em'.
 

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we have agroup in my town that chill in parking lots and talk about our shitty cars, and i sit there with them. there is nothing else to do in my town so we all sit at martins and chill, i hate it but there just isnt anything else to do. <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

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LOL rudy.....
I understand how it feels to be in a small town wit nothin to do. But do these guys actually have stuff on their cars besides body kits? And do they actually spend like a grand a month on this shop that makes no money just to have a place to bullshit bout their rice? Thats how bad it is in my town!<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>
 

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I was at performance muffler this morning getting my exhaust fixed and rdy fer my turbo. I saw a new civic dx...and I was like uh that is ugly i never really got up close to a newer body style honda.... it looks kiunda like a ford..focus........hrm!. COPYFUCKINCAT! This little skinny white dude got of out of the car.....it was silver with 16 inch ricey crome rims and some stupid total fx sticker on his car. i almost busted out laughing. who fixs up a dx honda? rofl.....I watch him pull this BIG ****ING COFFIE CAN muffler out of his back seat..... I had to leave the garage and stick my finger down my throat for that one.....ack! I have my car parked out side the garage and i come back in and watch them start welding the coffie can on his ricer civic.. he steps out side and looks at my hyundai.... he comes back and says ....damn is that yer hyundai? ( I think he saw my piss on honda sticker on the back window haha bitchass ) I was like.....yeah man wassup? He was like Hey it looks pretty mean.....I said" yeah im getting turbo and i have nos and abuncha engine mods....its mean already". he just said ....damn.....your getting turbo? I was like .....uh yeah. He said .....damn man why do that when you can get a body kit and a muffler like mine.... when i get this muffler put on Ill be fast I wont need turbo..........I just looked at him.....and started to laugh hesterically.......What is the world comming to !!!!!!

Silly Ricer, Hondas are for kids!
 

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Sounds like a guyn from my town, dumb and don't know **** besides putting on an intake and an exhaust.<img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle>
 

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yeah no **** its like turbo doesnt mean anything to em.......But in reality its the only thing that will make them win.....toobad

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lmao, in my town all the "cool" rice kiddies hang out at dunkin` donuts and pretend they're hard-core thugs or some crap.. it's definatly funny. I just like driving threw with my elantra and have everyone stare at me thinking I ain't got ****.. lol.. anyway.. <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>
 

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we got hyundais's and they got hondas and we still know more than them and they haeva part for every ****ing thing on the car, including bolts and screws for the. That is sad on their part.

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yeah over in vegas they stick around at a IN AND OUT BURGER....They sit around eachothers cars that all look the same and claim how there stock POS's kept up with a mustang.....ROFL...i personally think they could be comedians when they grow up. if they live that long

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Ya we got a group around here in MD that hangs out in the parking lot of a car wash, and they talk about the same **** all the time but it is funny because some of the people have like old ass oldsmobils with decals and stickers all over um.

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They mostly hang out at diners over here in New Jersey. They will sit outside and talk about their cars. I ll go inside and meet up with friends and then after we eat and chat for a bit, we'll all leave and go back outside and the ricers will still be there, leaning up against their cars...one elbow each on the spoiler still talking about their damn cars! Why go to a diner when you are not going to eat? Same thing when I went to high school back in the day. These "wannabe thugs" cut class and can't wait to leave school. But after 2:25pm...they are still at school in the parking lot talking about their cars! Can't wait to leave...but when they can, they are still there? Thats a riceboy for ya!
 

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LMAO!! it's funny you should mention that about having cutlases, old american cars and ****. I've seen them driving around here in Mia, Fl with japanese decals all over them, lol!! I'm not going to lie, but we do hang out at the taco bell but we chill we talk about the things going on with the club and **** and talk crap about each othet and also the shows coming up..<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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we got some ass hole like that me and my friend chill at taco bell and thier are some other people that come down over to us and think thier cars are the **** i was got to savanna ga and a prob came up to me on the road and just start speeding down the road like a ass hole i just laugh at him it was funny
 

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Around me they hang out at the carwash/A&A auto parts stores parking lot (same lot). They're always there vacuuming their cars and talking to each other.. Theres a riced up eclipse with euro lights and a body kit, and a lowered dodge avenger with, get this, NEUSPEED stickers and japanese letters on it. Then theres the dodge shadow lowered, body kit, etc. among other clowns. i laugh every time i go by. even though they have way nicer cars than i do. My cars arent rice.<img src=icon_smile_approve.gif border=0 align=middle>
 

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Hehe....Man you should see it down here on the strip of las vegas... You wanna laugh? a GOOD laugh!? Come on down people to the las vegas strip. they have ricer cars with 15ft spoilers that could keep a LearJet grounded. there euro lights that cost them probably around 400 bucks when they could be spending that on a VERY nice exhaust. You got domestic ricers like ****ing cavilers and focuses putting Dirty jap stickers on there cars...ah and then the ALL time favorite the ricer convetions.....2-8 ricers all in a row with there bumble bee mufflers and trying to Peel out at the light revving there motors and making COMPLETE fools out of themselves. Damn I laugh SO ****in hard when I go down there.....specially on a saturday night. I dont know how many times Ive sat there laughing and pointing my finger saying "HAHA WHAT A PEICE OF ****!" And they dont do anything about it cuz they know ill whoop that ricer ass!! i'll ****ing bust there head open like a walnut inbetween my ****in bicep and forearm! then I'll steal there cars and line em all up nice and throw napalm beer bottles all over em and tie em all up on a tree so they can watch there little ricer cars burn.....hehe too much nyquil again AAHAH!!<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

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My fav in this little buttfuck town of mine is the hondas and fords that sit at the town square then get loitering tickets! It's great. They sit there with their strobes and triple deck **** wings and decals that cover 84% of the car and act tough and talk **** about corvettes that drive by. I stopped at a shop on the square one night and happened to walk out when a beautiful Dodge Viper drove by, the ****ing town ricers start talking **** the second they see it. One of them had the ****ing balls to jump in his piece of **** Del Sol and follow the poor woman in the Viper. God those fags piss me off. OH! And one more flame while I'm here. I great up on the South Side of Chicago. So different ethnicities and skin colors are no big deal to me. However in this little ****ing indiana town all the ****-head high schoolers listen to rap music with their subs busting out their own windows. But the minute a black person is in town... "****** this, ****** that" GOD DAMN THAT PISSED ME OFF! <img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_angry.gif border=0 align=middle>

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yeah dude the day a honda keeps up with a 8.0L Viper will be the day ****ing cows fly over the moon. I hear ya man we gotta buncha ricers down here talking **** about TOP OF THE LINE cars and they say oh my honda will whup dat ass or talk mad **** about something they dont evem know anything about. kinda like the fast and furious movie.cant stand the bullshit

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A friend of mine was always a big American sports car person. He had a couple of Trans Ams but he would race them and do well, but took the life out of the engines. All of them were mid 80s with around 100k miles each car. So after his last Trans Am died, he decided to get a reliable car that yielded better gas mileage. So he bought a Mazda MX-6. But now all his friends make fun of him because he bought a "rice rocket". His ex-girlfriend said to him. "i don't care if you drive rice, I want you" But dumped him a week later. She drove a Pick up truck. Then after all this, he comes crying to me and yelling "WTF! I'm a RICEBOY. I'm a RICEBOY. How did I let this happen? I drive FUKIN RICE" lol
 
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