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Well, I just got home from a couple of clubs, and on my way home, I was just chillin, listening to some tunes in The Shark, and all of a sudden I hear this God awful noise come up from behind me. It was a white 4 door Ford Taurus, with the most totally wretchid sounding exhaust I have ever heard. It really sounded like someone was choking a big bumble bee! <img src=icon_smile_sleepy.gif border=0 align=middle> So he pulls along side of me, and he starts revving his engine and pulling forward, braking, pulling forward, etc... So they're on my side, and the passenger in the front seat rolled down her window, and she yells out...."Nice Rice." Now I'm just like you have got to be kidding me. So the guy driving pulls ahead ahead of me, and I'm trying not to laugh to hard because there was the typical rice boy exhaust. Horrible sounding muffler with a giant tip. Also, there was big banner on the rear windhshield that said "Powered By Ford." Now if that isn't rice..I have no idea what is. <img src=icon_smile_question.gif border=0 align=middle> So they brake, and I pull up along side them again, and this time the chick sticks her entire top half out the window, and I got a good look at her. Lets just say..she was a big boned full figured women that didn't know when to put down the Twinkies. <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> I was even surprised that she could fit through the window. So she yells out "Would you like some gravy to go along with your piece of sh^t of rice." The driver starts revving again, and I'm just like okay..NO WAY! You did not just call my car a POS compared to your little Ford Taurus, that was riced out a little itself. <img src="http://classicmemories.bb.prodigy.net/sm-flame.gif" border=0> I immediatly, looked at them and waved my finger at them (<img src="http://classicmemories.bb.prodigy.net/sm-nonono.gif" border=0>), and took off. I could see that they were trying <b>VERY</b> hard to stay with me, but it wasn't working for them. So I slowed down, looked over at them once they caught up...started to laugh, and then took off again. Freaking ass clowns! <img src=icon_smile_clown.gif border=0 align=middle> Oh well..hopefully they learned their lesson. <img src="http://classicmemories.bb.prodigy.net/sm-bworm.gif" border=0>

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

That kicks ass dude,... Next time you should yell ".... By the way, it's a HYUNDAI..."
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Nice Story 2kL...
A lot better than Rudy's stories......Sorry Rudy...<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Ok 2k, he was just on t5he wrong track, Tarus' run at Nascar ROFL <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>
 

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I posted it here because I was pissed that they 1) called my car rice, when it's far from it, 2) called my car a POS, when it would dominate their ride on the show field, AND on the drag strip, and 3) just had absolutely no respect for anything. <img src="http://classicmemories.bb.prodigy.net/sm-flame.gif" border=0> Oh well..it's over with now, and like I said..hopefully they learned their lesson, and they now know not to <font color="red"><b>Swim With The Sharks!</b></font> <img src="http://classicmemories.bb.prodigy.net/sm-sardonic.gif" border=0>

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As a previous ford owner I say they suck and as a friend I say good kill

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Seriously, I wouldn't have wasted my time burning the taurus. I would have whipped out my camera and taken a picture of the car and send it to Riceboy.com. There, it can be posted in the identity crisis section of the site....a riced out car...yet its an american car. <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

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