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I have a friend that works at the mall with me, has a riced [but nice] ex... nothing internal, all external... body kit, euros.. the works, but ne-ways.. I was talkin to him on my cell phone tonight driving behind him going like 90mph [speaker phone] ne-ways... he guns it, and I just sit behind him as we're talking and he goes
"Dude, I'm beatin your ass, better catch me"
Me: Thats ok, I dont want a cop to catch me
Him: My car could kick your ass
Me: Ummm, my car would anal rape yours in 2 seconds.. I don't wanna get pulled over

[mind you I have to follow him to where we are going, hence me speeding]

Him: Lets see it [he pulls on me]
Me: dropped it in 4th, then back into 5th...

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<img src=/images/forums/snitz/oogle.gif width=15 height=15 border=0>Dude I dont wanna diss you or anything but that sounded so disgusting! Esp. that part about the buttraping...eeeeeeeew!


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<img src=/images/forums/snitz/laugh.gif width=15 height=31 border=0><img src=/images/forums/snitz/laugh.gif width=15 height=31 border=0><img src=/images/forums/snitz/evil.gif width=15 height=15 border=0> I personally like the twisted imagery of cars and prison porn his post conjured up. <img src=/images/forums/snitz/eek.gif width=15 height=15 border=0> I'm sure the guy in the EX feels good about two things. The anal raping came from a Hyundai. The driver was a friend. What more could ya want?


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i love messin with my friends civics especially since its stock<img src=/images/forums/snitz/evil.gif width=15 height=15 border=0>


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::sigh:: Picking on stock EX's are we <img src=/images/forums/snitz/tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0>


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