I have a friend that works at the mall with me, has a riced [but nice] ex... nothing internal, all external... body kit, euros.. the works, but ne-ways.. I was talkin to him on my cell phone tonight driving behind him going like 90mph [speaker phone] ne-ways... he guns it, and I just sit behind him as we're talking and he goes
"Dude, I'm beatin your ass, better catch me"
Me: Thats ok, I dont want a cop to catch me
Him: My car could kick your ass
Me: Ummm, my car would anal rape yours in 2 seconds.. I don't wanna get pulled over
[mind you I have to follow him to where we are going, hence me speeding]
Him: Lets see it [he pulls on me]
Me: dropped it in 4th, then back into 5th...
ANAL RAPPAGE!!! <img src=/images/forums/snitz/thumbup.gif width=25 height=18 border=0>
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"Dude, I'm beatin your ass, better catch me"
Me: Thats ok, I dont want a cop to catch me
Him: My car could kick your ass
Me: Ummm, my car would anal rape yours in 2 seconds.. I don't wanna get pulled over
[mind you I have to follow him to where we are going, hence me speeding]
Him: Lets see it [he pulls on me]
Me: dropped it in 4th, then back into 5th...
ANAL RAPPAGE!!! <img src=/images/forums/snitz/thumbup.gif width=25 height=18 border=0>
<hr noshade width=60% size=1 align=left><b>Don't Look Through The Glass Without Looking at Your Reflection</b>
<font color="green" size="4"> I like Green</font>
I yell at old women: It's not a hobby, its a sport <img src=/images/forums/snitz/thumbup.gif width=25 height=18 border=0>