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BWAHAHAHAHA! Get this sh!t, I'm driving down tropicana, clear on the radar, I pull up next to this NICE ass red ferrari a 89 testarossa rossa corsa <img src="http://media5.motorcities.com/99JLE482616965B.jpg" border=0>
Flat v12 motor just sitting there at the light, So I roll down my window its a older guy of course and start revving my **** like crazy, he looks over shakes his head at me and looks ahead, this whole time theres this little ricey CRX to the RIGHT side of me and I was trying to get the ferrais attention, who was on the left. I said " AT LEAST REV YOUR ENGINE FOR ME MAN! ." Rolled down his window, smiled at me and sayed" You kids." So Im like ok old man your a jerk! you have a nice ass fast as hell car and your not gunna show me how fast you REALLY car? I was like ok fawk it. Race me or not , Im racing YOU! Light turns green, I lanch perfectly at around 2500 rpms and blast off like a jet outta hell, I look in my left rear view mirror and hes all the way back there, I just shook my head, then I look in my right rear view and see a little ricey CRX on my right side near my bumper, I shifted into second after 6600 rpms and streetched the tires, probably left about 2 feet worths of rubber on the floor, buy then, he was a car lenght behind me. I was like, Okay well atleast someone wanted to race my ass. The crx went into the left lane and turned, I was watching him from probably about a 6 car length distance. <img src=/images/forums/snitz/uhh.gif width=15 height=15 border=0> Crx got trashed. And the whole time I wanted to race the ferrai! how sad!!!<img src=/images/forums/snitz/guns.gif width=33 height=16 border=0>


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LMAO!

Only you would rev on a Ferrari.


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You crazy kid<img src=/images/forums/snitz/laugh.gif width=15 height=31 border=0> I don't understand why some old guys are attracted to high-performance cars
and seem reluctant to do more than cruise around in em. Maybe it's to make up for "other" performance problems. <img src=/images/forums/snitz/laugh.gif width=15 height=31 border=0><img src=/images/forums/snitz/laugh.gif width=15 height=31 border=0>


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Sounds like the old guy watched TFATF and didn't want to be added to the tist of whooped up Ferraris.<img src=/images/forums/snitz/uhh.gif width=15 height=15 border=0>

Seriously though I have no performance issues but if I could afford a ferrari I would get one. The whole penis car thing is just to make us broke ass fools feel better.<img src=/images/forums/snitz/laugh.gif width=15 height=31 border=0>


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<img src=/images/forums/snitz/cry.gif width=16 height=16 border=0>Yeah broke fools like me!I seen a R34 kick a Lamboghini's butt like it was nobody's business and I still wonder why rich ppl like to drive fancy but useless pieces of scrap unobtanium and carbon fibre...!

Oh yeah...the fancy vehicle squadron better watch their tails...because the Koreans have only begun to cause chaos!


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I thought the Frount engined v12 Maranello would be faster than a 13.. but its not.. stock ZO6 beats it buy a second.


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You gotta remember Ferraris are not built for the 1/4 mile they are designed better for track racing.


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You gotta remember Ferraris are not built for the 1/4 mile they are designed better for track racing.

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i'd rev on a ferrari <img src=/images/forums/snitz/tongue.gif width=15 height=15 border=0> i've revved on a viper or 2, they got scared <img src=/images/forums/snitz/laugh.gif width=15 height=31 border=0>


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to hellwith that yo

i would rev on a ferrari too

especially if i was turboed and had the nos in an iv into my veins

hell yeah


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I raced a Boxster with my Tib.<img src=/images/forums/snitz/smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0>

Got my ass whooped too.<img src=/images/forums/snitz/laugh.gif width=15 height=31 border=0>


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I would rev on A ferrari too. But then when the light turned green I wouldnt race. Just to make him look like an ass. Better him than me !


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Hehe, Yeah but you would still love to hear the sound of that 12 clynder motor hauling ass down the road.


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I live in a rich suberb of Chicago. These old farts around here drive all sorts of nice cars. When I first started driving, I would rev on vipers, loti, and porsches with my 1988 Buick Regal. It scared the hell out of them. They would roll up their windows, look away, or make a phone call. But sometimes, you would find some mid-life butthole that gets his kicks out of beating kids that make pennies while he makes dollers.
The great thing is that these people are generally wussies. If I exceded ten over the limit, they would brake and flash their lights.
My point is that it's not allways the car that makes the driver, it's the sive of the driver's BALLS!
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I'll rev on anything.

Supercars I have raced and lost to <img src=/images/forums/snitz/smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0> :
Lamborghini Diablo
several diff Ferraris
911 Turbo
Boxter S
Acura NSX

Sure, I get killed..... but I get to see and hear them in all their fury. Plus I usually get props for a decent showing (for a car 1/10th the value of what I'm racing <img src=/images/forums/snitz/cool.gif width=15 height=15 border=0>) and the guts to even try it.

The Acura NSX guy I used to race every month or two (we worked in the same area, so would often crossed paths). I made him sweat cause often I'd catch him off guard and get the RPMs up and make him really work for a win <img src=/images/forums/snitz/thumbup.gif width=25 height=18 border=0>

It's a blast


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I was gonna rev on this Porsche 911 Turbo... but before I could bring my foot down on the pedal - he was GONE <img src=/images/forums/snitz/smile.gif width=15 height=15 border=0>




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i was trying a sneeky win on this corvette, slowly trying to get ahead and throw on my blinkers and laugh<img src=/images/forums/snitz/laugh.gif width=15 height=31 border=0> but he figured out wat was goin on and he went bye bye


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