Smoked a 93 Excel

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Dopeskills

Discussion Starter · Aug 10, 2001

Some guy in a riced out excel with a bunch of yellow stickers and a "V-TEC" decal pulls up next to me, revs his engine, and decides that he wants to race. With a determined look on his face he takes the automatic shifter out of 'neutral' and into 'drive'.

As the light turns green i slowly let off the clutch, shift into fifth gear, and beat him by 10 car lengths.

The next day he pulls up next to me with a 90 excel and I smoke him even worse. A day later he revs on me with his 91 excel and i think to myself "What's wrong with this guy he's worse than honda driver?!?" he later tried racing me with his 92,93,94,95,96,97,98, and 99 Hyundais. I was amazed, he had different Hyundai for each year of the decade! He finally gave up and started complaining about how hyundai's aren't good cars for modifying. I explained to him "Look you stupid dumba$$!!! next time do some research before you make an idiot out of yourself again. Don't make comments about car performance when you don't even know what a real CAI is. Even if you saved all the money you spent on ten different cars and bought a honda I'd still embarass you...

It's a true story... Really <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle> heh

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skierd

· #2 · Aug 10, 2001

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

<img src="http://www.hyundaiwrc.com/action/photos/thumb/McRae_Shakedown_TNL.jpg" border=0> <img src="http://www.hyundaiwrc.com/action/photos/thumb/bat_hyundai1_sm.jpg" border=0> I love rallies. <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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TRSCobra

· #3 · Aug 10, 2001

ARRGH! SOME DAY I'LL BEAT YOU!!! Just wait. I've got a shipment of v-tech decals on route from japan! Once they're on then your TOAST!<img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle><img src=icon_smile_evil.gif border=0 align=middle>

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IMPORTRACER2000

· #4 · Aug 10, 2001

LOL!!!!
That was the most hilarious thing I have read all day!!!
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<img src="http://www.wtfisup.com/images/hosted/ir2k.jpg" border=0>
I Race Hard, Live Fast, Yet Still Maintain My Sweet Innocence. I'll Be A Girl Racer Forever!!!
Luv, IR2
**P.S. IR2 Doesn't really Love you...So stop dreaming Brendan.**

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TRSCobra

· #5 · Aug 10, 2001

Hehe.. Whoops! I wasnt here for that whole 93Excel thing. <img src=icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle> I just read all that stuff afew mins ago.

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AUTOBOT

· #6 · Aug 10, 2001

Normally I would say wrong forum but this is so damn funny I will let it slide.

Now if you guys will excuse me I will go back to LMFAO!!!

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KnOcKeR

· #7 · Aug 10, 2001

OMG!! That sh!t was hilarious!! Thanx, I needed a laugh!!

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Now let's put those Honduhs to shame!!

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Dopeskills

Discussion Starter · #8 · Aug 10, 2001

I managed to snag a photo of the 93 Excel right before the race. With a car as aggressive looking as his, you can tell he's gotta have some serious mods underneath the hood.

<img src="http://www.gloriazine.com/images/excel.jpg" border=0>

Unfortunately the car broke down after about an 1/8 of a mile, so it was time to bring out the 94 excel...

(Sorry mods, i know this probably should be in a different forum, but i'd like to hear some comments from 93 Excel himself)

I'd also like to know how his new 'Hot Air Intake' project is coming along. heh <img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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IMPORTRACER2000

· #9 · Aug 10, 2001

It's ok, just don't start another Topic like this in here ok? If you wanna start another, take it to the Flame Forum.<img src=icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

WOW! I love that V-Tec Sticker! Or Wait a minute....I Love that Spray painted V-Tec on his car...That must give it more HP than a Sticker!!!!
Right Guys???

J/P<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

<img src="http://www.wtfisup.com/images/hosted/ir2k.jpg" border=0>
I Race Hard, Live Fast, Yet Still Maintain My Sweet Innocence. I'll Be A Girl Racer Forever!!!
Luv, IR2
**P.S. IR2 Doesn't really Love you...So stop dreaming Brendan.**

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Lantra

· #10 · Aug 10, 2001

ROFL and he always talked about being REALILISTIC well bud! this is as real as it gets!

Silly Ricer, Hondas are for kids!

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jrh382

· #11 · Aug 10, 2001

The VTEC stickers, the coffee can exhaust tip...That has to be good for what....50 hp AT LEAST. And with extra horsepower, you need extra stopping power....Better get some hubcaps with the plastic fake drilled rotors on em! <img src=icon_smile_tongue.gif border=0 align=middle>

I eat Honda Civics for breakfast, Toyota Corollas for lunch, and Volkswagen Jettas for dinner

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TurbochrgedTIBBI

· #12 · Aug 14, 2001

damn, this sh!t is mad funny!!! do you think he knows what just hit him??? A laugh is always good!

That's my "TIBBI," the honda eating Shark!<img src=icon_smile_wink.gif border=0 align=middle>

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