a friend of a friend is a mechanic and had the funniest workshop story i've heard.
a lady came into his workshop rather flustered.
"i must replace my 710 cap.. i need another 710 cap.. dp you have a 710 cap i could buy please?.. mine is all dirty"
the mechanic was confused.
"what make of car is it off?" he asked politely
"a little hyundai " she replied.
"where does this 710 cap go?" asked the mechanic
"why right ontop of the engine here.. i'll show you."
she opened the bonnet and pointed to the little cap ontop of the rockercover.
the mechanic was biting his tongue and doing an outstanding job just by not collapsing on the ground in fits of laughter.
he removed the 710 cap, made a show of cleaning it on the rag in his back pocket, and replaced the cap, turning it 180degress as he put it back on.
'OH MY" she said "all it needed was a clean.. thankyou very much but there's just one little problem.."
what's that?" the mechanic asked
" youve put the 710 cap on upside down" she said " now it says... OIL ! "
:bandit:
[Edited by kramit on Nov 11, 2004 2:33 AM]
a lady came into his workshop rather flustered.
"i must replace my 710 cap.. i need another 710 cap.. dp you have a 710 cap i could buy please?.. mine is all dirty"
the mechanic was confused.
"what make of car is it off?" he asked politely
"a little hyundai " she replied.
"where does this 710 cap go?" asked the mechanic
"why right ontop of the engine here.. i'll show you."
she opened the bonnet and pointed to the little cap ontop of the rockercover.
the mechanic was biting his tongue and doing an outstanding job just by not collapsing on the ground in fits of laughter.
he removed the 710 cap, made a show of cleaning it on the rag in his back pocket, and replaced the cap, turning it 180degress as he put it back on.
'OH MY" she said "all it needed was a clean.. thankyou very much but there's just one little problem.."
what's that?" the mechanic asked
" youve put the 710 cap on upside down" she said " now it says... OIL ! "
:bandit:
[Edited by kramit on Nov 11, 2004 2:33 AM]
